Total Medals Earned: 552 (From 55 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,805 Points
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Medals Earned: 22/24 (380/455 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (200/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (200/400 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (210/260 points)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (315/315 points)
Medals Earned: 17/19 (230/250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (75/205 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/395 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Use 20 bombs!
Ride 10km of distance!
Find 10 repair kits!
Do 5 restarts!
Purchase 4 upgrades!
Use 100 bombs!
Ride 50km of distance!
Find 50 repair kits!
Do 15 restarts!
Purchase 16 upgrades!
Destroy 50 hostiles!
Earn 1000$ !
Purchase 3 weapons!
Destroy 200 hostiles!
Earn 5000$ !
Purchase 6 weapons!
Use 500 bombs!
Ride 200km of distance!
Find 200 repair kits!
Do 30 restarts!
Destroy 1000 hostiles!
Earn 25000$!
Purchase 40 upgrades!
Purchase 12 weapons!
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Get 20 headshots
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife in one round
Get 20 headshots in one round.
Kill 3 gansters in mid air
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces in one round
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killed 100 zombies.
killed 300 zombies.
Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.
Finished the game on "Overdosed".
Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.
Finished the game.
Maxed a weapon.
Found the better combination.
Blew up a dead-alive donkey
Killed all 3 carriers
Killed 200 Zombies
Got a x5 Multiplier
Killed the driver
Coop shooter achieved highest level with assault rifles
Destroyed the first game boss
Killed 800 Zombies
Got a x9 Multiplier
Coop shooter achieved highest level with pistols
Coop shooter achieved highest level with shotguns
Coop shooter achieved highest level with the smgs
Coop shooter achieved highest level with rifles
Killed 2000 Zombies
Got a x16 Multiplier
Destroyed an entire bus fleet
Destroyed the last boss
Coop shooter achieved highest level with grenade launchers
Coop shooter achieved highest level with lmgs
You now have yourself a completed speech.
Kill 100 zombies
Lose the game
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
